top of page
Conspiracy Theories

Conspiracy Theories

When you hear hoofbeats, don't assume zebras.

 

Let's Burn It Down.

 

 

  • STUFF YOU SHOULD KNOW

    All of my candles are soy wax and poured by hand, so every one of them is a little different. We embrace their singularity and call it a feature. All fragrance comes from essential oils, and again, some may be smellier than others. While it is absolutely my intent to provide a fabulous product, each glass has had a story before it became a candle so the may be flaws in the glass. All this to say: if you are looking for perfection, move on.

  • RETURN & REFUND POLICY

    Glass things break in the mail. I will attempt to replace any breakage with new versions as soon as I can. If they still aren't up to your overly high expectations I will probably give you your money back because I don't want to fight about it. Conflict makes me nervous.

  • SHIPPING INFO

    It takes me a couple days to pack these bad boys and get them sent out. The USPS is the best way to do this, but if you need something sent with another carrier or have some specific high maintenance request I am happy to oblige. Talk to me, I'm pretty ok most days.

$60.00Price

Fire Sale

bottom of page